jaclcfrost:

why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person

(via tsarcasm)

2 days ago
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angfdz:

verybigpimpin:

"can i come over"

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"please im really sorry & i miss you"

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"ill eat u out"

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I think about this post almost every week

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2 days ago
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myshxtcray:

woodmeat:

niggas want nudes more than pussy these days

!!

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2 days ago
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Marry a guy who is as smart as you and will challenge you. And can make you laugh. That is the most important.

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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3 days ago
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buzzfeed:

Animal puns? ANIMAL PUNS!

i think about this a lot!

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4 days ago
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downfalling:

One time for my nigga drizzy drake

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4 days ago
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pinkvelourtracksuit:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

fall aesthetic:
one titty out
burgundy lips
a glass of wine in one hand

a year round aesthetic honestly. 

(via chigypt)

4 days ago
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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara, via tsarcasm)

2 days ago
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gnarly:

Q is just an O with a Boner

(via sextnoise)

2 days ago
43,202 notes
If you can’t cook, how will you take care of your wife?

bodyflora:

Why is this me? He’s always in his feelings, I love it

(via whitegirlsaintshit)

3 days ago
127 notes

Painter painting in our land pictures of only white angels
Painter painting in our time in shadows of yesterday

Painter, if you paint with love, paint me some black angels now
For all good blacks in heaven, painter show us that you care

Eartha Kitt - Angelitos Negros (1970 performance)

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4 days ago
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